So, it looks like I'm going to be on this show: Jose Luis Sin Cesura! (Jose Luis uncensored)
He's the Hispanic Jerry Springer. I'm going to be a shady immigration lawyer.
I know, I know. Part of me is thinking, "Really Greg? You're stooping to that?" But another part of me is laughing too hard to listen to that first part of me. How funny is that going to be? Plus, they're paying me.