Corporate goon #1 : "I got it!"
In walks a teenaged yeti wearing a track suit with headband, carrying a skateboard, rockin' out to the ipod. Walks up to the gum chewer and punches him in the stomach, thus causing him to spit out his gum. Problem solved. Yeti grabs a donut and peaces out.
I'm standing in the audition room about to begin my short-lived run as a teenaged yeti and the casting director says, "Oh hey, lose the glasses, I mean, you're a yeti." (Implying, of course, that yeti's don't wear glasses.)